So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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