it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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