butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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