Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
When are your genitals available?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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