if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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