i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Damn victory sex feels great
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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