Moan for me like Helen Keller
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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