...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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