i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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