no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
COCAINE IS GR8
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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