Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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