I wish i was in the wii world.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
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