Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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