never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
We need to rekindle our bromance
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
