he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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