She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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