Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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