she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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