this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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