Last Night in Michigan (248)

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  Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you

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  hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word

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  I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.

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  I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop

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  Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.

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  I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.

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  windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam

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  no, it is just poor

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  Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.

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  I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home

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  r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?

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  Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?

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  My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.

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  girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.

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  5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.

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  This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.

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