Last Night in Georgia (770)

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.

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  You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...

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  I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.

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  She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.

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  he's my edward cullen

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  I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton

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  i said paris hilton

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  thats even worse

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  Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.

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  She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!

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  He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.

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  That's cool how's he been?

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  He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.

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  i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.

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  she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.

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  If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?

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