Last Night in New Jersey (856)

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  i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging

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  You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.

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  I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?

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  Then you guys just all showered together...?

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  You took nana to a bar?!

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  she suggested it

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  Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?

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  I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.

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  IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL

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  long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch

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  I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT

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  I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT

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  the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.

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  only i would get off to receiving death threats online

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  Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars

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  DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS

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