Last Night in Colorado (303)

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  This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.

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  We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it

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  If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take

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  You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad

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  I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm

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  i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass

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  It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.

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  I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep

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  After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."

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  So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing

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  Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n

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  I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.

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  well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you

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  this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.

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  Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!

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