found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
