how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
