just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
