Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night