I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
