We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
