Last Night in Quebec (514)

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  Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?

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  She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."

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  was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch

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  u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me

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  Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!

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  exactly 16 eh??

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  Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome

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  What are you, a fucking toaster ?

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  A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night

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  i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"

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  that's just solidarity

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  wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?

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  My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?

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  Thumbs up

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  Well that didn’t go as expected.

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  I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.

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  Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.

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  i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.

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