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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.

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(818): View more from California

Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob

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(248): View more from Michigan

i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you

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(586): View more from Michigan

so how was last night?

(1-586): View more from Michigan

got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.

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(305): View more from Florida

I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?

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Seriously?

(305): View more from Florida

100%

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(541): View more from Oregon

What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?

(503): View more from Oregon

3some

(541): View more from Oregon

You're right, stupid question.

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(812): View more from Indiana

it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked

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tasteful.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.

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