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(214): View more from Texas

She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca

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(732): View more from New Jersey

there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.

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(925): View more from California

Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends

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(818): View more from California

His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.

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(289): View more from Ontario

It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.

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(305): View more from Florida

I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.

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