Texts From Last Night · pulpyoj's Favorites

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine

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(813): View more from Florida

One blow job doesn not make me gay.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

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(718): View more from New York

Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!

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(443): View more from Maryland

We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....

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(847): View more from Illinois

I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.

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How was it?

(847): View more from Illinois

Fantastic, but that's not the point.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose

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(949): View more from California

Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?

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are you seriously doing this over text message

(949): View more from California

hahaha no, but i am dumping you.

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