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(906): View more from Michigan

It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again

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(303): View more from Colorado

I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.

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(716): View more from New York

You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70

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(513): View more from Ohio

i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.

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(630): View more from Illinois

wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?

(816): View more from Missouri

yes. helicopter.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

it's like her boobs came off with her bra

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