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(315): View more from New York

It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"

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(870): View more from Arkansas

He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."

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(416): View more from Toronto

I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.

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(315): View more from New York

I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?

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(212): View more from New York

i want you now

(916): View more from California

you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this

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(209): View more from California

dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity

(1-209): View more from California

nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all

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