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(304): View more from West Virginia

ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP

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(720): View more from Colorado

You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?

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(512): View more from Texas

There are so many Jimmy John's employees here

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Where are you?

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Jimmy John's.

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I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun

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(510): View more from California

Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.

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