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(859): View more from Kentucky

I'm two sheets to the sexual wind

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(313): View more from Michigan

Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.

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(330): View more from Ohio

This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable

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(623): View more from Arizona

My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.

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(805): View more from California

I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Why Weren't you wearing pants?

(647): View more from Ontario

because pants are for people with no imagination

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem

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