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(307): View more from Wyoming

Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?

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(630): View more from Illinois

Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...

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(205): View more from Alabama

Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails

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(602): View more from Arizona

Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.

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(515): View more from Iowa

After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm

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(317): View more from Indiana

Regret, thy taste is box wine.

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