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(336): View more from North Carolina

I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex

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(217): View more from Illinois

You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling

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(562): View more from California

Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.

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(904): View more from Florida

You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY

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(609): View more from New Jersey

There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing

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