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(757): View more from Virginia

He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in

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(515): View more from Iowa

Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time

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(817): View more from Texas

Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.

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