Last Night in Manitoba (204)

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  Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.

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  Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.

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  I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.

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  Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.

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  they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.

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  between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.

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  this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.

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  I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover

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  this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol

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  you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on

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  Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself

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  Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently

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  So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.

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  You would...

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  Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god

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  So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"

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