I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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