You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
