Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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