highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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