Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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