Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My ass is underappreciated
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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