I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
did i just pee glitter
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