Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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