Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
ok first of all what the fuck
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